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I’m fucking set man. Guess who’s excited to finally be making money again?

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This is what happens when I get bored

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crispysnakes:

alltailnolegs:

Important stuff if you live in the US and ever worry about venomous snakes chasing you or otherwise acting like little vicious killers like the movies.

So great.

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Alright bringing this around for a third time, Updated Sizes(I fucked up before)

Leopard Green Spikes- 00g

Purple/Green Spikes- 0g

Checker B/W Spikes- 2g

Purple/Green Plugs- 0g

Blue Heart Horns- 7/16”

Leopard green plugs- 00g

Leopard Plugs- 0g

Clear Spikes- 1/2”

Checker B/W plugs- 2g

Green/Purple Plugs- 6g

Black sticks- 10g

Glow sticks- 10g

Heart Plugs- 00g

Soft purple Tunnels- 7/16”

Soft green tunnels- 0g

Sot red tunnels- 0g

Spike rings- 14g

Septum- 18g

Clear rings- 12g

Send me a message over Tumblr and we can talk about pricing and shipping and what not.

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unwinona:

bespectacledtitan:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”

This person speaks to my soul.

COSPLAY

"Oh hey Sabrina"

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http://ihkura.tumblr.com/post/93312136729/avianrecon-an-adult-osprey-returns-home-to

avianrecon:

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An adult osprey returns home to its nest atop a speaker platform in the Press Site parking lot at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, carrying a fish in its talons.

This photo from the Kenndy Space Center Media Archives has been making the rounds today, and it…

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

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cora-hale:

take a shot every time teen wolf fucks over derek hale

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Last but not least the OG noodle of the group, King Versailles.

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Little miss picky. At least she started eating again recently.